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Joke Time

Intsik patay punta heaven, asks St. Peter: "Ano dyan sa kabila?"
St. Peter: "Wala, impyerno. Super init!!"
Intsik: "Lipat ako dun."
St. Peter: "Ha? Bakit?!"
Intsik: "Ako benta ice water."

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Pari: What's your problem, son?
Man: I'm so depressed, Father. My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute and my wife is a gambler.
Pari: Tsk! Tsk! Disastrous! Is there anything positive in your life, son?
Man: Meron, Father... my AIDS test.

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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He answered: "Depends.. if I can find a phone."

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If only Adam and Eve were Chinese they would not have committed the original sin. They would have eaten the snake and sold the apple.

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Ano ang animal na di sigurado? BAKA.
Ano naman and laging napuputol? CAT.
E, ano naman ang palaging ayos? Eh, di OX.
Paano naman ang pangit? Eh di COW!

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Alam mo ba kung bakit hulog ka ng langit? DAHIL BAWAL KA DOON...!

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General: Mr. President, I think our troops are over-fatigued.
Erap: Okay. Let them wear khaki naman for a change.

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Lumulubog ang barko...
Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!....
Madre: Sta. Maria! Sta. Clara! Sta. Lucia!...
Intsik: Ano beyan! lubok na bahko tawak tawak pa kayo pasahero!!!

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What's the difference between ACCIDENT, CALAMITY and DISASTER? When your girlfriend gets pregnant – ACCIDENT. When you live with her – CALAMITY. When your wife finds out - DISASTER!

Ang paghihiganti ng iniwan ...
Hindi niya akalain na mangyayari sa kanya iyon. Wala pang tatlong buwan silang magkatipan ng kanyang nobya na nasa Maynila at doon nagtatrabaho ay pinalitan na siya.

Isang araw, nakatanggap siya ng sulat mula sa kanyang nobya. Tapos na raw ang lahat sa kanila at binabawi na nito ang litrato na ibinigay sa kanya. Sinabi rin nitong ipadala ang litrato sa madaling panahon by return mail. Binigyan pa siya ng selyo.

Nag-isip ng mabuti ang lalaki kung ano ang kanyang gagawin sa masakit na kapalarang sinapit mula sa nobya. Nanghiram siya ng litrato ng iba’t-ibang babae mula sa mga kaibigan, inilagay ito sa kahon at sinamahan ng isang sulat na nagsasabing :

“Hindi ko matandaan ang itsura mo. Piliin mo na lang sa mga litratong nandito kung sino ka. Paki-balik na lamang ang iba.”

Quack Quack
Three guys die together and go to heaven .... St.Peter says, “We only have one rule...don’t step on the ducks as they are God’s favorite creation.” They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it’s almost impossible to not step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he’d ever seen... St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever.” The next day the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn’t step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with this beautiful woman: blonde, blue-eyed, very young and pretty. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, “I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?” And the Blonde says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

THE LAST CD
There was once a guy who suffered from cancer...a cancer that can’t be treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being cared for by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once. So he asked his mother and she gave him permission.

He walked down his block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her. He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk she sat.

She looked up and asked, “Can I help you?” She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there. He said “Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD.”

He picked one out and gave her money for it. “Would you like me to wrap it for you?” she asked, smiling her cute smile again. He nodded and she went to the back. She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet.

He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn’t. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her. So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn’t looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out...

Then soon after that !!!!RRRRRING!!!! The mother picked up the phone and said, “Hello?” It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, “You don’t know? He passed away yesterday...”

The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy’s mother. Later in the day, the mother went into the boy’s room because she wanted to remember him.

She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one.

Inside, there was a CD and when as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn. The mother opened another CD... Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn till.....last cd....

DA MORAL OF THE LESSON: ANG MGA TORPENG BABAE........ NAMAMATAYAN!

AT ANG TORPENG LALAKE........
NAMAMATAY!!!

The Answer to Cardiovascular Genetics
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It is speaking English that kills you.

The Scientist and the Frog
There was a scientist who was studying frogs.
The scientist told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped, and he jumped 4 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 4 feet jumps 4 feet.
The scientist then cut of one leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 3 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 3 feet jumps 3 feet.
The scientist then cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 2 feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 2 feet jumps 2 feet.
The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump, so the frog jumped. He jumped 1 foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with 1 foot jumps 1 foot.
The scientist cut off the last leg. He told the frog jump, Jump, JUMP!
But the frog did not move. So the scientist wrote in his notebook: a frog with no legs goes deaf.

Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep soundly every night,
THEN . . . . . . .
YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG

A Blonde on a Desert Island
Three friends, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.

They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

Your Daily Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
10. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. *

Jokebits

May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:

“HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!”

Husband: “Parati na lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!”
Wife: “Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!”
Husband: “Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!”
Wife: “Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!”

Sa harap ng nursery window
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive.
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!

Friend: “Wow, pare, ganda ng shoes mo, ah!”
Husband: “Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!”
Friend: “Surprise? Ano occassion?”
Husband: “Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!”

Sa hardin ng Paraiso ...
Adam: Lord, di ko na kaya ang tukso ng ahas sa akin!
Lord: Maging matatag ka, anak. Ano ba ang tukso sa iyo?
Adam: SUPOT! SUPOT!

A couple placed an ad, "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Response: Yankee: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Pinoy: LET ME TRY!
Population policies of countries:
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!

Ang Guro
Sa unang araw ng klase, nakilala ni Erap ang kanyang guro.
Guro: Class. Welcome to grade 3. I am your homeroom teacher and my name is Miss Pruke-pruke. Don’t forget the R.
Nagsimula na ang clase at nang dumating ang hapon, sinundo si Erap ng kanyang nanay. Nakasalubong nila ang kanyang maestra at kinausap sila.
Guro: O, Erap! Ito ba ang Nanay mo? Magandang hapon po Ginang. Erap, hindi mo ba ako ipakikilala? Naaalala mo pa ba ang pangalan ko? Don’t forget the R.
Erap: Nay, a, e. Ito po ang guro ko. Si... si... ah oo nga. Si Miss Prek-prek

Shop names in the Philippines
Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)
Babalik Karinderia
Bote Nga Sa'Yo (Used Bottle Shop)
Bread Pitt (Bakery)
Candies Be Love?
Christopher Plumbing
Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Cleopata's (bakahan and manukan)
Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery)
Curl Up And Dye (Beauty Salon)
Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery)
Domingo's Pizza
Elizabeth Tailoring
Fagoofyt (a children's hair salon on J.Elizalde Avenue in BF Paranaque)
Felix the Cut (Barber Shop)
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental shop in Usuanga, Palawan).
Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand Shop)
Goldilooks (Barber shop)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70's)
Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho; next door is Poland Hopia, owned by Mr. Po in Chinatown Manila)
Kina Roger's (restaurant)
Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)
Let's Goat-Together (kambingan cum beer garden)
Maid To Order (Maids Placement Agency)
MacDonuts (Donut Shop)
Mang Donald's (burger joint, Naga City plaza)
Meating Place (Meat Shop)
Meatropolis (meat shop)
Memory Drug (A Mercury Drug Clone)
Miki Mao (noodle eatery)
Saudia Hairlines (Beauty Salon)
Side-saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel)
Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
Susan's Roses (flower shop)
Sylvestre's Salon
TapSi TurBi (Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka)
The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop)
The Way We Wear (Boutique)
Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati)
A menu in a seafood restaurant has these entrees:
Isda best, Pusit to the limit, and Hipon coming back.
A PLDT sign: SLOW MEN AT WORK
Petal Attraction - flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
on Jeepney and Bus signs: Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
Full string to stop driver
God knows Hudas not pay
For reckless driving, call ###-#####
Don't get close to me, get close to God
On window of a restaurant in Baguio: Wanted: Boy Waitress
Name of a carinderia: Cooking ng ina mo
Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng ina mo)
At a video rental shop: MASTERVISION
In Chinatown:Le Cheng Tea House
Pinas sa Wrap (uso na kasi yung wrap)

Tagalog Vocabulary
Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ---- alam na alam! daw.
Aginaldo - inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang.
Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong.
Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
Kaaway --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.
Kababata - dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
Kabag ---- utot na naipon sa tiyan.
Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan ng kalesa.
Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.
Dalaginding - dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim.
E -------- ireng paseksi.
Gahasa --- romansang walang ligawan.
Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
Ginoo ---- inaasawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan.
Halakhak - tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
Handaan -- magdamagan na palakihan ng tiyan.
Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit.
Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya.
Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko.
Ibon ----- hayop na lumalangoy sa hangin.
Imposible - pagtaas ng unano.
Insulto --- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ------ hayop na hindi nalulunod.
Ita ------- negrong Pinoy.
La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
Lalawigan - syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.
Ma -------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.
Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba.
Maybahay -- asawang utusan sa bahay.
Nakaw ----- pagkuha ng walang pasabing 'akin na lang ito.'
Naku ------ ikli ng “ina ko! ina na ako!”
Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay.
Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya.
Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen.
Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy lupa.
Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.

BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS
*******Jokes form Lorie Mumar*******

Emcee : Ano ang national animal ng Pilipinas? It begins with
the letter K. (Kalabaw)
Brainless : Kuto!
MC : Mali! Sa lupa ito gumagalaw, hindi sa ulo.
BL : Kutong-lupa?

MC : Ano ang national animal ng Australia? It begins with
the letter K. (Kangaroo)
BL : Kalabaw!
MC : Mali! It ends with the letter O.
BL : Kabayo!
MC : Mali pa rin! Tumatalon-talon ito.
BL : Kuneho!
MC : Mali pa rin! It ends with double-O.
BL : KunehO-O?

MC : Ano ang national dress ng Pilipinas with the letters B
and S? (Baro at Saya)
BL : Blouse and skirt!

MC : Ano ang tawag sa tagasagip sa nalulunod? (Lifeguard)
L : Safeguard!
MC : Mali! It begins with the letter L.
BL : Lifebuoy?

MC : Sino ang latest Darna with the initials AA? (Anjanette
Abayari)
BL : Anthony Alonzo!
MC : Mali! Babae siya.
BL : Alicia Alonzo?

MC : Sino ang national hero ng Pilipinas? The initials are
JPR. (Dr. Jose P. Rizal)
BL : Jeric P. Raval!
MC : Mali! He is a doctor.
BL : Dr. Jeric P. Raval?

MC : Ano ang national bird ng Pilipinas? It begins with the
letter M. (Maya)
BL : Manok!
MC : Mali! Kulay brown ito.
BL : Pritong Manok?
MC : Mali! Maliit na maliit ito.
BL : Maggi Chicken Cube!

MC : Sino ang tinaguriang concert queen ng Pilipinas with
initials PF? (Pops Fernandez)
BL : Pernando Foe!
MC : Mali! Queen nga, e, di babae!
BL : Mrs. Pernando Foe --- si Susan Roces.

MC : Ano ang national flower ng Pilipinas? It begins with
the letter S. (Sampaguita)
BL : Sitsaron!
MC : Mali! Flower sabi, hindi pagkain.
BL : Sitsarong bulaklak?
MC : Mali! It ends with the letter "A".
BL : Sitsarong bulaklak with suka!
MC : Mali pa rin! Kapangalan ito ng isang singer.
BL : Sharon Cuneta.

MC : Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan? Initials niya ay LL.
(LapuLapu)
BL : Lito Lapid!
MC : Mali! Inuulit ang pangalan.
BL : Lito Lito!
MC : Mali pa rin! First name lang.
BL : LotLot!
MC : Hindi! Mas mahaba iyon.
BL : LotLot ... and Friends?

MC : Sino ang American martial arts expert with the initials
CN? (Chuck Norris)
BL : Chuck Norri!
MC : Lagyan mo naman ng S!
BL : Chucks Norri?

MC : Sino ang ating bayaning tinaguriang "Ang Dakilang
Lumpo" with the initials AM? (Apolinario Mabini)
BL : Si Alma Moreno!
MC : Mail! Lalaki iyon.
BL : Si Mr. Alma Moreno?
MC : Mali! Patay na iyon.
BL : Ha? Namatay na si Alma Moreno?

MC : Ano ang kaharap ng writer sa trabaho na nagsisimula sa
letter M? (Makinilya)
BL : Money!
MC : Hindi! Ginagamitan ito ng mga daliri.
BL : Manicure?
MC : Mali pa rin. Ito ay may ribbon.
BL : Manika!
MC : Mali na naman. Ito ay may maraming letters.
BL : Mailbox!
MC : Hindi. Ito ay may kulay.
BL : Mens!

MC : Ano ang tawag sa gamit na pang-hapagkainan na bilog at
kadalasa'y gawa sa ceramic o porcelain at nagsisimula
sa letter P? (Plato)
BL : Platito!
MC : Mali! Mas malaki ito kesa sa platito.
BL : Palanggana?
MC : Mali pa rin! Ginagamit ito sa pagkain.
BL : Pustiso!

MC : After one year, ipinagdiriwang ito tulad ng "Unang A "?
(Anibersaryo)
BL : Away!
MC : Mali. Ito ay may kinalalaman sa inyong relasyon bilang
mag-asawa.
BL : Annulment.
MC : Mali na naman. Ito ay patunay sa inyong matamis na
pagsasama.
BL : Aneymoon!
MC : Mali uli. Sa 25 years, ang tawag ay silver. Sa 50
years, golden.
BL : Alahas!
MC : Hindi. Para dito, kadalasan may handaan.
BL : Apunan!

MC : For movie publicity, ito ay pagpupulong with reporters
at may mga letrang PC? (Press Conference)
BL : Philippine Constabulary!
MC : Mali. May pagkain dito.
BL : Ponge Cake!
MC : Hindi. May mga reporters nga na sumusulat para sa movie
magazine.
BL : Pilipino Classics!
MC : Hindi. First word is Press.
BL : Pres Cory!

MC : Si Inday Badiday ay tinaguriang Reyna ng . It starts
with the letter I. (Intrigues)
BL : I to I!
MC : Mali. Ito ay source ng mga away.
BL : Isnaban!
MC : Hindi. Ginagamit ito ng ibang mga artista at producers
para kumita ang kanilang pelikula.
BL : Interview!
MC : Hindi! Ito ay nakakainis!
BL : Insekto!

MC : Sino ang unang Chess Grandmaster of Asia na kapangalan
ang isang chess piece? (Eugene TORRE)
BL : Carole KING!
MC : Mali! Mas mababa sa King.
BL : Al QUINN?
MC : Mali. Tagalog/Spanish ang apelyido niya.
BL : Armida Siguion-REYNA?
MC : Try again. Mas mababa sa reyna.
BL : BISHOP Bacani!
MC : Mali. Mas mababa pa sa bishop.
BL : Johnny MidNIGHT!
MC : Hay, naku, mas mababa pa sa knight.
BL : Jerry Pons!
MC : Bueno, nabanggit mo na halos lahat ng chess figures.
Isa na lang ang hindi pa at iyon na iyon!
BL : Ah, si Sylvia La Torre!

MC : Ano'ng flotation device ang ginagamit sa dagat upang
hindi ka malunod na nagsisimula sa letter S? (Salbabida)
BL : Sirena?
MC : Mali! Hindi ito babae!
BL : Siyokoy?
MC : Mali pa rin! Hindi ito lalaki!
BL : Siyoke!

MC : Saan binaril si Jose Rizal? Nagsisismula sa letter B.
(Bagumbayan)
BL : Sa back!
MC : O, sige. Pwede na rin na sa L nagsisimula ang sagot.
(Luneta)
BL : Likod?
MC : Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, RP and initials ng
modern name ngayon. (Rizal Park)
BL : Sa rear part!

MC : Saan tayo madalas pumunta kung summer para maligo? It
starts with the letter B. (Beach)
BL : Banyo!
MC : Mali. Kapag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
BL : Bubong!
MC : Mali pa rin. Marami ka'ng makikitang mga babaeng
naka-bikini doon.
BL : Beerhouse!

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